did his pet Iguana, of whom he took from the African savanas and cared to for 5 months while it was recovering from a nasty hyena bite, starve to death while he was going on a holiday to the Galapogos Islands because he forgot to arrange for his best friend Steve, of whom he met at a wild frat party and they both tried to nail the same girl only to find she was a he, to feed the Iguana 3 pounds of cous cous? that would suck.

uv made me depressed now :((

aw why is he sad?:(